| If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel |
| Your first name: | |
| How you gained your rule: | |
| Your title is: | Your Great Grand High Majesty |
| Your symbol is: | the unicorn - it's a horse, but improved! |
| You rule from: | a mansion always surrounded by storm clouds! Boom! |
| At your side is: | your hot Captain of the Guard |
| Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all: | sexy elves with swords |
| Your most popular law is: | Five-day weekends |
| Your least popular law is: | Irony banned |
| Your worst enemy is: | the coach of your favorite team's rival team |
| Your popularity rating is: | |
| Your chance of being overthrown is: | |
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