yeah this is about right...'cept maybe the macintosh thing

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics
Stop caring!


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (85%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
( what do they know anyway )