forever...

i know it's once again been forever since i've posted anything here. but such is my life. i've been working hard, and crochetting stuff for christmas, and shopping and dealing with crap and other fun stuff.

yes i'm still alive

no i haven't gone to the pier in pucifillus to see the "pretty waves"

yes i still have a computer

no i'm not loosing my mind/job/way

so anyways...i'm on my way from my parent's house where my dad has a new DSL line installed in his new HP back to my house where i have a POS computer and a dial-up line. ::le sigh::

but at least i have a job/car/place to live/ and friends who care about me enough to call and make sure we're still going to go to starcrax to get some junior mints LOLOLOL

i can't help it if i'm a starbux whore!!!

'slater all

Tattoo You

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under
the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up
on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my
husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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I am the Ideal Lover Most people have dreams in their youth that get shattered or worn down with age. They find themselves disappointed by people, events, reality, which cannot match their youthful ideals. Ideal Lovers thrive on people's broken dreams which become lifelong fantasies. You long for romance? Adventure? Lofty spiritual communion? The Ideal Lover reflects your fantasy. He or she is an artist creating the illusion you require. In a world of disenchantment and baseness, there is limitliess seductive power in following the path of the Ideal Lover. Symbol: The Portrait Painter. Under his eye, all of your physical imperfections disappear. He brings out noble qualities in you, frames you in a myth, makes you godlike, immortalises you. For his ability to create such fantasies, he is rewarded with great power.

What Type of Seducer are You?
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