despite my lack of height

i think i'd rather be a hobbit

while surfing through the net one day....in the merry merry month of may...

i was taken by surprise
by a pair of google eyes...

and when i did a search for the american non-sequitur society...this was one of the hits...
http://book-smith.tripod.com/taglines-j-s.html

and on that page you will find some of the following tag lines....

enjoy...

Jet Engine Theory -- Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!

Join the American Non-Sequitur Society -- we don't make sense, but we do like pizza.

Just when you think you have hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel. --Anonymous

La Paz, Bolivia is the world's most fireproof city. At 12,000 feet about sea level, the amount of oxygen in the air barely supports a flame.
(for this reason, sylvan and shanaar will never go to Bolivia)

and my favourite line...

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. --Stephen Wright