you've GOT to be kidding me

LIKE I NEED SOME FREAKIN HOROSCOPE TO TELL ME THIS SHYTE

Scorpio

Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
Circumstances of the day may result in some tricky situations for you, dear Scorpio. You may be caught between a rock and a hard place. The instinct to make war or make peace with any given issue is making you restless. On one hand you may want to smooth things out in a reasonable manner, but on the other there is a part of you that is anxious to declare all out nuclear warfare on the opposing forces.


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Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields are bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, Oh Lord yeah

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight
They leave that all to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait til the judgement day comes

Now in darkness world stops turning
As you hear the bodies burning
No more warpigs have the power
And as God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the warpigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings, Oh Lord yeah

and now for the rest of the story...

Did you know...while both male and female
reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've known! Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!! Now that makes complete sense!